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What is an auditor?

Looks like our good friends at wikipedia helped out with this sarcastic and sadly sometimes true definition of an auditor...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Auditor

Here's an excerpt -
Auditors are a species of nomadic mammals who came to Earth from the planet Debitor in the 1960s. Auditors are paperivores and hunt in packs known as audit teams. Each audit team is part of a bigger tribe. There is much tribal rivalry and situations are subject to change as large tribes seek to exterminate one another, but at the time of going to press, the ruling tribe in the audit world was PWC (Pricks With Calculators).

'Nuff said.

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