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Hi x,

I'm sure you would agree with the following. Enough is ENOUGH!

2200 billable hours = NO SLEEP
Year long busy seasons = Zero quality of life, depression and bad moods
1-3% salary increases with minimal bonus = PRICELESS

If you are interested in getting your career and life back on track then give me a call.

Respectfully Yours,
xxxx

This dude's making it look like we work in a prison or something. I guess recruiters might as well throw everything at potential clients, and hope 1 in 15-20 stick?
It must be tough for them in this economy.
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Anonymous said…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING! I would love to actually hear this message. wow this is awesome
August 22, 2009 at 10:16 PM
JZA (like "Jih-zuh") said…
give them my email address, publicaccountingblowsandisshadyandcorrupt@big4sucks.com
September 4, 2009 at 8:11 AM
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